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Cnt make it fr clubbin tonite , relatives r cmng over , so vil join u guys on Sunday for sure

pehle : Can’t make it for clubbing. Have relatives coming over. Will join on Sunday 14 din pehle

No class today, pure aaraam, nw I dnt even kno wat 2 do with all this free time

pehle : Class nahi hai 14 din pehle

Good mrng baby , hope u slept well n woke up smiling today , b happy n take care

pehle : Good morning baby 14 din pehle

Nt sure wat to do,dimag nt workin n mind is totally blank, kuch samaaj nt aa raha

pehle : I don’t know what to do 14 din pehle

Rain is coming soon , badal aa gaye hain upar , n the road is already wet , so gharki taraf bhaago

pehle : It's going to rain 24 din pehle

Footpath pe gaddi chalane ka kya hi bolun , log itna yaad rakhte hain jaise maine koi movie ki shooting ki ho , kya pata ?

pehle : Kya tumhe pata hai maine footpath me kaise gaadi chalai thi? 🤣 24 din pehle

Wat r u up to munna ,idhar mein baitha sooch raha hoon what next ,kuch kaam v kaam hai ya buss chill

pehle : Kya kar raha hai munna 24 din pehle

Kya usko bhi mujhse pyar ho jayega ,yeh sawal dimaag mein chal raha hai n koi jawaab nahi de raha , socho socho

pehle : Kya usse bhi mujhse Pyar ho jayega?😋 24 din pehle

Bandi kaise pataate hain bhai ? Koi formula hai toh batao , ya fir buss dekhte raho

pehle : Bandi kaise patau bhai 24 din pehle

Life ki itni lagi padi hai n samaaj nahi aa raha kahan se shuru karun , chill maro thoda baad mein dekhenge

pehle : Life ki lagi padi hai 24 din pehle

Yaarrrrrrr kuch samajh nahi aa raha hai , wat to do n whr to go , dimag khali hai bilkul

pehle : Yaar kuch smjh ni aa raha 24 din pehle

Why cant u give thoda sa time , duniya me sabke paas hai busy hone ka excuse , haina ?

pehle : Why cant You give me thoda sa time 24 din pehle

I take commitment vry seriously ,ek baar jo maine commit kar diya toh phir wahi final hai, samaaj rahe ho na wat mein keh raha hoon

pehle : I take commitment seriously 24 din pehle

Srk called yesterday n I didnt pick up , socho kya sooch raha hoga wo , arre yaar busy tha mai

pehle : Srk called yesterday I didn't pick up 24 din pehle

I am better than srk , no comparision yaar ,sabka aapna safar hai n apni jagah hai

pehle : I'm better than srk 24 din pehle

Walking on footpath is diff , fresh air milta hai n u see real life , sabka aapna rasta hai

pehle : I like walking on footpath 24 din pehle

I can dance , jisko dekhna hai dekho , baaki aapna kaam karo n khush raho

pehle : I can dance 24 din pehle

Go to hell bol diya n ab sooch raha hoon ki why did I say that coz gussa toh nikal gaya bt thoda bura bhi lag raha hai

pehle : Go to hell 24 din pehle

Hate my office so much , wahan jao toh dimag kharab hota hai n log bas baatein karte hain kaam ke naam pe

pehle : I hate my office 24 din pehle

Life is v sad kya karein , sooch samaaj k aage badho n jst keep movin,focus on yr own work n calm down

pehle : Life is sad what to do 24 din pehle

It is rainin bahar ,pani gir raha hai n sab log andar bhaag rahe hain ,achha hai maza aa raha hai

pehle : It is raining 24 din pehle

Tabiyat kharab lag rahi hai , head n body both hurt, bed se uthne ka bhi dila nahi karta today

pehle : Feeling sick 24 din pehle

Constipation ho gaya hai ,kitna bhi badaam khao ya paani piyo kuch farak hi nahi padta n dimaag kharab ho raha hai

pehle : Constipation 24 din pehle

Dnt make me angry, gussa aagaya toh phrr dekho, I m tellin u jst stay away .

pehle : Don't make me angry 24 din pehle

Running late fr shoot, vil make sm excuse jaise ke traffic was bad, no water at home, driver came late,u kno how it is

pehle : Running late 24 din pehle

I gave my best n still got cheated in love , kya karen badal jaate hain ppl , moving on nw

pehle : Katrina ne dhokha diya mujhe, jabki maine achhe se bajaya bhi tha 24 din pehle

Haridwar jaana hai mujhe , bas packin baki hai n mind is already thr ,sooch raha hoon bus lu ya train .....

pehle : Mujhe haridwar jaana hai 24 din pehle

Mitochondria cell ka powerhouse hai , yehi toh sab padhte the school mein , yaad aa gaya aaj , buss

pehle : Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 24 din pehle

Sunlight ko chemical energy mein badal deta hai plants , dimaag lagao toh poori duniya isi pe chal rahi hai

pehle : Photosynthesis converts solar energy into chemical energy 24 din pehle

Whr is Preity Zinta ? Dikh nahi rahi bohot din se , koi batao me ko .....

pehle : Where is Preity Zinta 24 din pehle

Sunday ko bahar chalte hain ,plan banao , thoda ghoomenge n dimaag fresh ho jayega ,bolo kab n kahan

pehle : Let’s go out on Sunday 24 din pehle

Vry sad today , pata nt kyun bt dimaag bilkul shaant hai n feelin low for no reason

pehle : I’m very sad today 24 din pehle

Gd mrng, subah ho gayi hai n mind is clear today, chill maro sab

pehle : Good morning 24 din pehle

Batao wat is up , sab theek thaak n chal raha hai life mein ,ki kuch naya scene hai

pehle : Batao what’s up 25 din pehle

Bhukh bohot lagi hai , chole kulche khane chalein ? Ya phir kuch aur soochein , pata nahi kahan rakhe hain chaabiyan

pehle : Bhukh laagi haii chole kulche khane chale !? 25 din pehle

Bhukh lagi hai , chole kulche khane chalein kya ?

pehle : Bhukh laagi haii chole kulche khane chale !? 25 din pehle

Bhukh lagi hai vry bad , so thinkin chole kulche khane chale kya ? Ya phir late ho jayega n sab band ho jayega .

pehle : Bhukh laagi haii chole kulche khane chale !? 25 din pehle

Success milegi kya ? Ppl ask this everyday bt mehnat karo n leave the rest , baki aapna kya lena dena

pehle : Success milegi ? 25 din pehle

Life is tough bt u hv to b tougher , dnt give up n keep going buss

pehle : Life is tough 25 din pehle

Bhook lagi hai bohot , fridge khola n wahan kuch nahi mila , toh sooch raha hoon order karu ya bahar jaun

pehle : Bhook lagi 25 din pehle

Thak gaya hoon vry much, sooch raha hoon thoda aaraam kar loon n phir aage ka dekha jayega

pehle : I’m tired 25 din pehle

My friend is a vry gd person, always helps me out bt thoda pagal hai,insane totally hehehe

pehle : My friend is a very good person He always help me but is insane 25 din pehle

Wnt to c the world with my own eyes , kitna amazing hoga na , bt thr is no time to travel anywhere .....

pehle : I think I want to see the world with my eyes, how amazing that would be... 25 din pehle

Salu bhai bol ke sab bulate hain n main yahan busy hoon jst chillin, koi baat nahi .

pehle : Salu bhai 25 din pehle

Blehhhh jst feel like doin nothing today .

pehle : Blehhhh 25 din pehle

Blehhhh , bored of everything today n dnt even kno wat to do , bass bethe raho

pehle : Blehhhh 25 din pehle

Hello what the hell , wat is dis now , subah subah kya dekh liya maine n yeh sab ho kya raha hai

pehle : Hello what the hell 25 din pehle

Kya , kuch kehna hai toh clear bolo ,yeh kya half baat chod dete ho sabke beech mein

pehle : Kya 25 din pehle

Lying on d bed n doing nothing, buss sooch raha hoon ke wat to do nw, bt mood nt thr …

pehle : Laying in bed doing nothing 25 din pehle

Wanna meet smtime ? bolo kab n whr .

pehle : Hi, would you like to meet sometime? 25 din pehle

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