Fifty-two posts, 2010 to 2026. No thread, no context, no follow-up — he typed it, sent it, and moved on. Collected here properly, because somebody had to.
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Arre yaar Mai apne bare mai nahi baat kar raha tha. How can i be alone when i have such a large amazing family n friends n how can I be lonely when I have u guys,your wishes n Duas, I would be the biggest na shukra ever. Kabhi Kabhi logon ke saath reh kar pak jaata hun, isliye some me time, buss… Iss baar koi photo nahi breaking news bana diya, Mummy pooch rahi hai, ‘Kya hua beta?’ Chill maro yaar
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
By I me myself, 2 ways to be by yr self, Alone and Lonely, Alone is by choice n lonely when nobody wants to be with u….. Ab iske aage you Figure out what you need to do
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Thinking yeh hai kisi bhi field mai . Soch lo samaj lo clear ho jao decision lo aur sab bhool ke aage badho and topi se yaad aaya topi khud pehno kisi ko pehnao nahi na kisi ko pehnane do.
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Well done Zinta,Congratulations Zinta, Team is playing well …. @realpreityzinta
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
I'm going to tweet at 7pm today, Ek Baar jo maine commitment kar di ... too much fun !
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Don't waste your time on these bakwass things . not important, important is that u r so busy that u don't have any time for this rubbish
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
don't waste your time n energy on this stupid negativity or even the compliments, go n make your own life n b happy. Kasaam se
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Buss challo khyaal rakho n aapna level badhao.
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Jaldi mat jawaab do. Aaraam se, time lay k, sooch samaaj k. Galat jawaab Dena. Ok?
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Saaf karne k baad same amount of garbage thrown bak thr thats quiet sad .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Logon ne fasad ko jihad bana diya.
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Vo hum mai se nahi jiske hath aur zubaan se log mehfooz nahi .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Khamosh .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Thought for today , aaj bhi kuch mat socho .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Thought for the day . Hmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhh , jaane do aaj kuch mat soocho .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Zinta's team won kya ?
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Thinking of tweeting today .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Toh kar he deta hoon tweet
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Jiss jiss ko viral fever nahi hai unn ko bhi pass on kardo, this is a good viral iss se sirf eyes open hoga man n pyar badehga so link up
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Zintaaaaaaaaa hahaha u too funny
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
yeh tweet india main hi nahi worldwide jayega na ! so just translate it and tweet it . itna ko kar hi sakte ho !
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Soch raha hoon wat to tweet
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
After a lot of research I have decided . Wld b walking on slant or upside dwn , water wld spill ,sea ka pani hawa mein girta etc etc
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Kal rath ko badaam khaya na aur subah ko bhi
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Thinking mein bhi takla ho ja oooooon
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
u see it n if u like it publicize it, no better publicity than mouth publicity n if u nt, rip it apart, u have the rite n no body else
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Hate this bloody name , bollywood , koi naam hai kya ? Disgusting .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Hollywood se bollywood naam nikla, this is nt the name of our industry. Don't kno whr this ridiculous name has cm frm n got stuck .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Pass word bhool gaya tha , badam khaya toh yaad ah gaya .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Arre koi hai ? Itna sannata kyun hai bhai ?
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Nw shall tweet wen I get bk
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Mere hisaab se sirf dil chalta hai- unke saath kaam karo jo aapke liye kaam karte hain- chahe ho woh boss, teacher,MLA ,MP ya Party ho.etc e
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Aapna kya lena dena
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Mein toh aisa he hoon
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
I got a tweet saying , yek uska bank account no hai ya aapka (yaani mera) . Hahahaha too funny hehehehehehehe
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Dena , dena hota hai . Lena , lena hota hai..... I have got an idea i will tweet tom...... Can u spare just 1 rupee and only 1 rupee..... ??
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Hurt v hurt, yeh kya ? straight thru my heart.My mum n dad yaar my bro's my sisters. family had to go thru torture on eid n ganesh utsav
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Mujhe abhi ek tweet aaya hai ki "Salman bhai lage raho lekin is desh mein kisi ke kaan par juun nahin rengne wali hai" !!
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Whr Rice is Rs.40 bt Sim card is free...Whr ppl worship Goddess Durga bt wnt to kill their girl child
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Late fr shoot , vil make sm excuse, jaise ke no water, driver came late, if I say I woke up late , U think anis bazmi vil beat me up ?
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Hahahaha I got a tweet saying langot mein bhi jeb nahi hota hahahaha
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Bhishum bhishum dhishum dhishum dhard ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dishkayon .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
command nt demand . Dnt pull a chair b offered 1 , get cals do nt make em , b a hero n nt a fan,grow dnt climb,dnt change realise,
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
I hate it detest it that the youth follow plz lead , I do nt care if I do nt hv even 1 fan or follower jst do nt want 2 c u waist your life.
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
The same guy saw a seagul n said look look fish fish so everybody looked at the shore ,he says nt dwn look in heaven .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
I hv been told nt to react to idiots on twitter bu kya karen adat se majboor hehehe , good nite n lv the idiots as wl , milla kya ? Gd nite
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
guys last twt for tonite - global warmin u wnt undrstnd so all I'm sayin is save this planet coz ull only get girls here! Chalo abhi gnit.
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Tweetak dana tweetak dana dane oopar dana tweetak dana
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Tweetar ke do aagey tweetar tweeter ke do peechey tweetar aagey tweetar peechey tweetar arrey bolo kitney tweetar??!!
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
I just hrd arbaaz saying to sm one - ur breath stinks so bad I look forward to ur farts hahahaheheheee he he
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
This what anita said vry funny " dont drink n drive..you might hit a bump and spill ur drink"..he he heeeeee ..keep smiling!!
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Dabangg baba dabangg , azbaaz said I wrote dagann , told u was waking up na , arbaaz is producing it , so touchy . Hehe