Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Well done Zinta,Congratulations Zinta, Team is playing well …. @realpreityzinta
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Mere baare mein itna mat sochna . Dil mein aata hoon , samajh mein nahi .
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Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Arre yaar Mai apne bare mai nahi baat kar raha tha. How can i be alone when i have such a large amazing family n friends n how can I be lonely when I have u guys,your wishes n Duas, I would be the biggest na shukra ever. Kabhi Kabhi logon ke saath reh kar pak jaata hun, isliye some me time, buss… Iss baar koi photo nahi breaking news bana diya, Mummy pooch rahi hai, ‘Kya hua beta?’ Chill maro yaar
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
By I me myself, 2 ways to be by yr self, Alone and Lonely, Alone is by choice n lonely when nobody wants to be with u….. Ab iske aage you Figure out what you need to do
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Thinking yeh hai kisi bhi field mai . Soch lo samaj lo clear ho jao decision lo aur sab bhool ke aage badho and topi se yaad aaya topi khud pehno kisi ko pehnao nahi na kisi ko pehnane do.
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Zinta's team won kya ?
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
I'm going to tweet at 7pm today, Ek Baar jo maine commitment kar di ... too much fun !
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Don't waste your time on these bakwass things . not important, important is that u r so busy that u don't have any time for this rubbish
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Aapna kya lena dena
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Vo hum mai se nahi jiske hath aur zubaan se log mehfooz nahi .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
don't waste your time n energy on this stupid negativity or even the compliments, go n make your own life n b happy. Kasaam se
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Logon ne fasad ko jihad bana diya.
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Thought for the day . Hmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhh , jaane do aaj kuch mat soocho .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Buss challo khyaal rakho n aapna level badhao.
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Jaldi mat jawaab do. Aaraam se, time lay k, sooch samaaj k. Galat jawaab Dena. Ok?
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Pass word bhool gaya tha , badam khaya toh yaad ah gaya .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Saaf karne k baad same amount of garbage thrown bak thr thats quiet sad .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Thought for today , aaj bhi kuch mat socho .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Soch raha hoon wat to tweet
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Khamosh .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Thinking of tweeting today .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Toh kar he deta hoon tweet
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Bhishum bhishum dhishum dhishum dhard ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dishkayon .
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Mein toh aisa he hoon
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
guys last twt for tonite - global warmin u wnt undrstnd so all I'm sayin is save this planet coz ull only get girls here! Chalo abhi gnit.
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Arre koi hai ? Itna sannata kyun hai bhai ?
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Thinking mein bhi takla ho ja oooooon
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Tweetar ke do aagey tweetar tweeter ke do peechey tweetar aagey tweetar peechey tweetar arrey bolo kitney tweetar??!!
Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
Jiss jiss ko viral fever nahi hai unn ko bhi pass on kardo, this is a good viral iss se sirf eyes open hoga man n pyar badehga so link up
Bhai ke dialogue
The lines that outlived their films. Quoted at weddings, in group chats, and by people who never saw the movie.
Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di , uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta .
Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara ?
Mujhpe ek ehsaan karna , mujhpe koi ehsaan mat karna .
Zindagi mein teen cheezein kabhi underestimate mat karna — I , ME aur MYSELF .
Main request nahi karta , ek hi baar bolta hoon , aur full and final ho jaata hai .
Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai . Ungli mat kar , jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega .
Utna hi maro jitna ki khud bardasht kar sako .
Kaam hi meri pooja hai aur pooja hi mera kaam hai .
Muscle dekha hai muscle ? Masal ke rakh doonga !